(PRWEB) December 4, 2004
Love that brick in the wall? Well Pink FloydÂ?s fans still do. On the dark side of the moon, however, members of the Islington Green School in North London continue to push the envelope by allegedly demanding royalties for Pink FloydÂ?s 1979 hit Â?”Another Brick in the Wall.” An undisclosed number of the then two-dozen students from the Islington Green School sang in the chorus that sold over 23 million copies and became a Billboard hit. Not satisfied with eating their pudding and meat, FloydÂ?s grown-up kids are now demanding their own Crunk Juice.
Â?Nico Demonte is shocked and dismayed to hear this news,Â? stated Astley, Â?These smear tactics against artistic integrity jeopardize the very fabric of music,Â? states the artist. Â?The children are nothing but a chorus, hired help. Its like getting punk’d!Â? Â?Any references to Â?We don’t need no education, We don’t need no thought control, No dark sarcasm in the classroom, Teachers, leave them kids aloneÂ? should be left to Pink Floyd. And FloydÂ?s kids should really leave their teachers alone. Pink Floyd will rise above this,Â? states the artist. Â?This story has the potential of outdoing EminemÂ?s debut of Encore, were it not for Britney SpearsÂ? real world ba-donka-donk performance of Â?VirginÂ? with sex kittens Madonna and Christina,Â? states Astley. With more love on the way, we will see some great performances by Usher in his upcoming movie roles in ‘Dying for Dolly,’ and ‘Step in the Name of Love.Â? It will truly be a box office hit,Â? claims Astley.
ASCAP Impresario Nico Demonte sympathizes with Pink Floyd since they are too often misunderstood. Also, Nico Demonte regards Ashlee SimpsonÂ?s lip-synching incident as a non-factor, citing Ashlee SimpsonÂ?s superb singing abilities in Saturday Night Live. Trend-setting critics like Goldstein and Rubenstein have type cast DemonteÂ?s style into the Â?ElectroclashÂ? and Â?80Â?sÂ? category, generalizations that Nico Demonte steadfastly denies. Nico Demonte tells Anna Astley that Â?the 80Â?s are over, Â?replying that Â?I was into the 80Â?s way before Gary Numan became a metrosexual.Â? Astley reports that he is not remixing Â?How To Dismantle An Atomic BombÂ? to secure a Hollywood deal. A key blog announcement regarding U2Â?s How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb to be released shortly.
Paris Hilton couldnÂ?t have been a greater role model for NicoÂ?s classic Â?ATM GIRL.Â? After hearing Donna Summer and the Disco classic Â?The ChaseÂ? by Giorgio Moroder, Astley states that Nico Demonte recognized the cultural relavence of Pop Icons like Paris and Nikky Hilton by writing his classic Â?ATM GIRL©®.Â? Astley states that a CD containing songs like the sexy synth pop anthem, “ATM GIRL©®,” from Nico DemonteÂ?s upcoming album, “Alive©®”, has gone missing during his electric shock in the Chicago-based studio.
Astley reports that during the scuttlebutt, Nico Demonte reputably demanded that the studio return “all master recordings and musical compositions made and/or composed by Demonte.Â?
And Â?We will not hesitate to censure the studio,Â? undisclosed sources report.
Nico Demonte, a graduate of Harvard University �04, will release his new book �Empowering Women Throughout the Ages©®� in 2007.
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